As stated previously, I cannot tell you where we are going. It's not that I don't trust you; well you did lie to me about that one thing that one time. But seriously, the more people who know where we are going, the greater the chance that Jessi could find out! It's Piekov's law of diminishing unawareness. Okay I made that up. I'm good at that kind of thing. But seriously, this is like gays in the military: Don't ask, Don't tell.
That being said, I feel obliged to give you a few hints so that you get an iota of a sense of the type of place we'll be going.

So, close your eyes and imagi....wait, open your eyes again. Silly, you have to read what I'm going to say to you! So imagine that you're closing your eyes and I'm describing this to you in a calm, welcoming voice. Picture crystal blue still water, as clear as glass. You're sitting in a raft that has been thatched together by hundreds of long straight branches...Okay, now stop picturing Tom Hanks with his Wilson volleyball, and picture an incredibly good looking couple walking hand in hand along this clear blue water. There isn't a cloud in the sky but it's not bright because of the dense foliage all around them. The sun peeks through the giant banana trees and casts speckled shadows across the sand. The sun spots dance like little flames on the sand as a warm breeze cause the banana trees to sway to the rhythm of nature's song.
Okay well, I just blew my own mind with that last sentence, and I'm fresh out of creativity! So here's the gyst.
*It will be hot
*There will be beaches
*There will be amazing cuisine
*There will be very few clothes worn-don't think dirty, think sarongs
*There will be temples, and monkeys, and if Jessi's lucky there may be elephants

I hope you enjoy looking through this site as much as I have enjoyed building it!