K Brevard Neely & Victor Montemayor

K Brevard & Victor

May 25, 2013

K Brevard Neely & Victor Montemayor

K Brevard & Victor

May 25, 2013

Hulllo! Victor and Bree are planning a honeymoon in Thailand ("The Land of Smiles!") and perhaps Vietnam or another nearby country. It all depends how much sweating the two of them can handle.

They'd like to go to Phuket, Krabi, Bankok and perhaps Chiang Mai but absolutely appreciate any suggestions you intrepid travelers might have. Their main goals include being massaged 9 hours a day, reenacting scenes from "The Man With the Golden Gun" and seeing if they can still fit in their bathing suits after ingesting 18,000 calories of delicious vittles a day.

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We're going to Thailand (and maybe some other places too!)!

Although it has been shared with us that Bree will be pointed at and perhaps inappropriately referred to as a "giant," we are still excited to go!

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Airfare -- Always key to any international adventure. Though we'll be economical and fly coach, we'll still need extra funds for the cashmere sleep masks, Evian face misters and matching velour Mr. and Mrs. sweatsuits.
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Snorkeling Adventure - Thailand is a popular snorkeling destination due to its diverse sea life. Please give extra for the SPF8bazillion Bree will have to have fire-hosed onto her back before this particular excursion.
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Sea Kayaking - It will be a day of discovery and adventure as Bree tries to keep Victor from gently harpooning a sea turtle to smuggle back in his rollerbag.
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Golf at Red Mountain Golf Course - Though Bree cannot golf, she recognizes that marriage is about compromise and promises to love, honor and obey Victor from the comfort of the cart.
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Custom Man With the Golden Gun Herve Villechaize Outfit for Victor
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Couples Massage - Thailand is world famous for its massages. There will be nothing like some hot hands on our back and the gentle sound of the surf to erase all memories of our real lives.
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An Unbelievable Hotel - During our stay we would like to stay at nice hotels that do things like put chocolates on our pillows and polish our flip flops. (Note: Bree will eat both chocolates every night...it's part of the pre-nup.)
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Breakfast in Bed - We look forward to pigging out in a supine position. Ah, love!
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Temple and Wats Tours in Bankok - The awe-inspiring architecture and gilded decor are "must sees" in Bankok. Look forward to forced viewing of a 14-hour slide show upon our return!
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Monkeys - This is pretty self-explanatory, but to get our Macaque import business up and running, we're going to need some starting capital.
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Long-tail Boat ride in the Phi Phi archipelago - This is the only way to see Bamboo Island, Monkey Beach and the Sea Gypsy Village . . . !! THE ONLY WAY.
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Dueling Lessons - We look forward to their arranged engagement in combat with matched weapons in accordance with agreed-upon rules. We will both be wearing smart button-ups.
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Decorative Bucket of สิงห์, - (Bucket not included.)
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Miscellaneous Expenses
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Visit to the Patara Elephant Farm in Chiang Mai - We'll each get our OWN elephant for the day and "go up through the bush to a waterfall and swimming hole and swim with them." Elephant swimming! This is a must!
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The Larb Gai Challenge - Conceived of in late 2012, the Larb Gai Challenge consists of Bree eating a dozen (12) platters of the delicious meat salad at one sitting. The cost is for both the food and the experience.
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Overnight Snorkeling Tour of the Similan Islands - While there's not a chance in Amity Island that Bree's getting off ANY boat in the dark, Victor is game for anything that even vaguely involves seafood. (Whale shark not included in the cost.)
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Day Trip to Ampawa from Bangkok - While this is billed as an eco-tour of the Gulf of Thailand, there is only one thing on our minds: RAISING MONKEY BABIES LIKE THEY WERE OUR OWN HUMAN BABIES. This tour will hopefully give us the necessary information.
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