Breakfast In Bed: Breakfast of champions, served in bed. Irish coffee optional.

Car Rental: Sports car rental on Maui. Va va va vroom! Okay, we'll probably rent a Neon or Kia. Something made out of shiny red plastic for sure.

Cocktails And Pool: Stiff cocktails and a round of billiards at the Hale Ahe Ahe Lounge, in the Four Seasons Lanai.

Drinks And Appetizers: Drinks and light appetizers at the Tea Room Bar, in the Four Seasons, Lanai. Mmm...

Fairmont Ocean View Room Upgrade: Upgrade to romantic ocean view room at the Fairmont, Maui.

First Class Air Upgrade: Credits toward first class upgrades on American Airlines. Complete with real metal spoons.

Garden Hale Massage: 15 minutes of deep relaxation massage time, amidst lush gardens and cascading waterfalls at the Four Seasons, Lanai spa.

Kayaking Fun: 4 hour kayak rental for two. We thought about asking He-Chris to let us borrow the raft we went down the Truckee in, but thought this might be a better option.

Papalua Massage: 10 minutes of soothing couples massage time at the Fairmont, Maui.

Pool-side Cocktails: Fruity cocktails enjoyed pool-side at the Farimont, Maui. Especially by Matt. That guy is all Lava Flow all the time.

Pool-side Lunch: Pool-side lunch at the Polo Beach Grille and Bar at the Fairmont, Maui.

Private Cabana Rental: One hour rental of a private pool-side or beach-side cabana. Yes, we will be wearing oversized gold sunglasses and white bathing suits when we're in it.

Pupus And Show Tunes: Delicious pupus and relaxing Hawaiian music or show tunes in the Great Hall at the Four Seasons, Lanai. Seriously, they have show tunes.

Shuffleboard Showdown: Intoxicated shuffleboard showdown in the Trophy Room at the Four Seasons, Lanai. How much you wanna bet Mel wins?

Snorkel Adventure: Guided snorkeling day trip at one of Maui's most famous snorkel beaches. Matt + Tortugas = Friends.

Twilight Dinner: Dinner on the beach in a private cabana under the soft glow of hanging lanterns.