Our honeymoon begins with a non-stop flight from San Francisco to Lihue, Kauai on United Airlines. This will be five hours of quality time as newly-weds. Hopefully there will be a good movie on the plane...

Arriving in Kauai, we will need a car to get to our hotel and see the sights in style! A nice convertible, perhaps? It will be our first chance as husband and wife to argue over directions and who gets to drive!

Nothing is too posh for this beautiful bride! For four nights, she and her new husband will come home to Kauai's finest resort hotel, the Grand Hyatt. This hotel has enough to cater to any whim (and believe me, this bride has a lot of whims).

Eighteen months of wedding planning can take a lot out of a person. A soothing spa day will not only replenish this bride's soul, it will give her the energy she needs to deal with life's stresses. And if you know the groom, you know she'll need it!

The most amazing places in Kauai - Maniwaiopuna Falls (from Jurassic Park), Mount Waialeale, and Wailua Falls (from Fantasy Island) - can only be seen from the air. A helicopter tour will show us why they call Kauai "The Garden Isle".

The Na Pali Coast of Kaua'i is some of the most beautiful coastline in the world. The 22-mile stretch of volcanic cliffs, sea caves, and sparkling waterfalls are best explored from a sailing catamaran, along with a nice dinner and plenty of drinks!

What would a Hawaiian vacation be without a Luau? A honeymoon without this ancient Hawaiian feast to honor kings, gods, and honored guests would be like San Francisco without the Golden Gate Bridge, or chili without noodles...

We will make a quick jump from Kauai over to Maui on Mokulele Airlines. These little puddle jumper jets are always a treat. We sure hope they play Richie Valens and Buddy Holly the whole flight...

Of course, we'll need another rental car for Maui. This one will have to be tough enough to brave some of the crazy Hawaiian back roads, so a four wheeler is prolly in order.

There's a lot going on in Kihei. We'll be staying in a beachfront condo overlooking one of Maui's finest beach parks. For four nights we'll enjoy the sunset from our own private lanai and sip cocktails from our backyard jacuzzi.

We'll do two days of scuba diving off the coast of Western Maui. Sarah will complete her open water certification and overcome her fear of sharks. We'll see colorful fish, sea turtles, and perhaps a dolphin or two!

We'd love a night out on the town for drinks and dancing! Sarah can shake her thang at all the boys who missed out while Cramer busts out the trademark 'MJ'. It'll be a veritable Night at the Roxbury.

How do you cure a wicked hangover? Try the patented "champagne brunch!" Take a nice patio overlooking a secluded cove. Add generous amounts of bubbly and hollandaise. Top with several cups of gourmet coffee. Serves two.

Surfing is sooo 1900-something. These days the proper way to crash waves is with an 800cc supercharged engine.

A vacation without any shopping is like a vacation without... um... Sarah. Seriously, we've got to check out the shops. Who can resist a cheesy Polynesian fertility god carved completely out of coconut shells?

It's going to be a long drive, so we'll need to stop for food along the way. Those of you that know how much the groom loves fish tacos knows that this is a very special gift!

After the drive to Hana, we'll spend three days of peaceful serenity at the Hana Kai Resort listening to waves crashing on black surf and eating off bamboo furniture on our private lanai.

Our last night on the island. The next day we'll begin our everyday lives as Mr. and Mrs. Let's cap this off with a quiet, romantic dinner for two...

Well, we don't want to leave but we miss everyone! A non-stop flight from Kahului, Maui to San Francisco on United Airlines will give us time to reflect on the past few weeks and think about the rest of our lives. Eh, maybe we'll just sleep...

Perhaps you've thought of an idea that we didn't? Donate to the general fund and mention it here! We're sure that along the way there will be incidents and accidents and you can keep us prepared! Who knows, we just might have a funny story for you!